Tumblr (3.0; @macmccarver)http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed74b5edc4415aa143030bee67e584bd/tumblr_mnbaaeCCwt1r953sco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckeverythingbecomeapirate.tumblr.com/post/51278256571/any-ideas-for-the-new-park-sculpture-how">fuckeverythingbecomeapirate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”</p> <p>“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”</p> <p>“Perfect.”</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306960762http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306960762Sat, 25 May 2013 10:32:36 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rO6G6_hndbk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye.tumblr.com/post/51302224910/god-fucking-dammit-this-is-the-funniest-thing-ive" class="tumblr_blog">iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>god fucking dammit this is the funniest thing i’ve seen ever</p></blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306910518http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306910518Sat, 25 May 2013 10:31:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ae3faa1cffb7255035147c14e18ceba/tumblr_mn8ei1X7nd1rkmjjzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306577682http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306577682Sat, 25 May 2013 10:26:42 -0500<p><a href="http://buddhacoffee.tumblr.com/post/51303120256/teenytigress-prop-215-dazegetbrighter" class="tumblr_blog">buddhacoffee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://teenytigress.tumblr.com/post/51288418756/prop-215-dazegetbrighter-what-if-rocks-are" class="tumblr_blog">teenytigress</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prop-215.tumblr.com/post/50406560440/dazegetbrighter-what-if-rocks-are-actually-soft">prop-215</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazegetbrighter.tumblr.com/post/46939816975">dazegetbrighter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?</p> </blockquote> <p>How stoned are you right now?</p> </blockquote> <p>WAS THAT PUN INTENDED?!</p></blockquote> <p>‘Pun intended’ is a pun on ‘unintended’</p></blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306542964http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51306542964Sat, 25 May 2013 10:26:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/592be005d0e2d3520a01ce7b0c7857d6/tumblr_mn7hylod2Z1qio7o9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305766287http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305766287Sat, 25 May 2013 10:13:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lspzt3p1yC1qc2q1ko1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lspzt3p1yC1qc2q1ko2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lspzt3p1yC1qc2q1ko7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lspzt3p1yC1qc2q1ko8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305733411http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305733411Sat, 25 May 2013 10:13:22 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pfefferi.tumblr.com/post/23832307900/the-word-radical-reminds-me-of-this-cup">pfefferi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the word radical reminds me of this cup</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nqcnRQtF1r4g7sf.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305655591http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305655591Sat, 25 May 2013 10:12:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/504fe84e02a596ffb2f4646504275844/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d43eb7e0a702f9304174b09c546530/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f9e9a8d3d3478575cfe84e45965a69b/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8fca3758697cdc686806da81c87a15f/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a959c4a27859ee3114c44f3e1cb7bd20/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83ec3dffc7d03e0e867936b0fe0e4e8f/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo5_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1422f805304fcb61768ec01559df4dc/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abbe450ca8b141cab44fd11aa6d5731d/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ad3a4719d81094aa684380b15eb8f35/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3a2ebc49787f0ead1969a7be72ba554/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51252150870/warp-dogs">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Warp Dogs.</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305649445http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305649445Sat, 25 May 2013 10:12:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/396006ac47514140db497b5d7ff9d50c/tumblr_mnczviXT2P1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305582534http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305582534Sat, 25 May 2013 10:10:55 -0500“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”<br/><br/> - <em>When comments are better than the article, <em>Atlantic</em> edition (“<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/09/the-cheapest-generation/309060/" title="atlantic">The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy</a>”)</em>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305428478http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51305428478Sat, 25 May 2013 10:08:25 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leftforbed.tumblr.com/post/51003295762/leftforbed-mcsnuggie-true-self-control-is">leftforbed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leftforbed.tumblr.com/post/51003137637/mcsnuggie-true-self-control-is-waiting-until">leftforbed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcsnuggie.tumblr.com/post/50109993613/true-self-control-is-waiting-until-the-movie">mcsnuggie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn</p> </blockquote> <p>why would the movie eat my popcorn</p> </blockquote> <p>nevermind i get it</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284662720http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284662720Sat, 25 May 2013 01:07:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e4a5cb08cc190e46576d7681f55eca3/tumblr_mijihhD0Hy1rnww9oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://airudite.tumblr.com/post/45372369145/30-days-of-life-support-books-reading-the">airudite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeniee/4088957431/" title="30 Days of Life Support - Books & Reading: The Great Gatsby">30 Days of Life Support - Books & Reading: The Great Gatsby</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeniee/">Jeniee</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284502619http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284502619Sat, 25 May 2013 01:04:10 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deucebowl.tumblr.com/post/50878004767/walks-away-and-farts-with-every-step-i-take">deucebowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*walks away and farts with every step I take*<br/>*each fart is consistently louder than the previous one so they all sound the same volume to you*</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284482982http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284482982Sat, 25 May 2013 01:03:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abasnail.tumblr.com/post/51232256080/thats-what-i-call-a-traffic-jam">abasnail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s what I call a traffic jam</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284472995http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284472995Sat, 25 May 2013 01:03:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/945d927602ac1390b99322427b27ee3f/tumblr_mnc9y4l2JT1qkvbwso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/51282891939/source" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-1750-touhou/">Source</a></p></blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284375752http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51284375752Sat, 25 May 2013 01:01:16 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jcatgrl.tumblr.com/post/50430305678/general-psa">jcatgrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>freedom of speech means that the <em>government</em> is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that <em>i</em> am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.</p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271984148http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271984148Fri, 24 May 2013 21:39:34 -0500<p><a href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/51269960573/psilentasincjelli-ruraljackdaw" class="tumblr_blog">askinnyblackman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psilentasincjelli.tumblr.com/post/51218235506/ruraljackdaw-voyagesofabookworm">psilentasincjelli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruraljackdaw.tumblr.com/post/51217003259/voyagesofabookworm-thatwhoviansynesthete">ruraljackdaw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voyagesofabookworm.tumblr.com/post/51181882713/thatwhoviansynesthete-wearejohnlocked">voyagesofabookworm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ponds.tumblah.com/post/51181000764/wearejohnlocked-hungarian-do-british-people">thatwhoviansynesthete</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wearejohnlocked.tumblr.com/post/51177981337/hungarian-do-british-people-have-a-special">wearejohnlocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/50697525795">hungarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards</p> </blockquote> <div><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f047fe4aeecf1bc121d731bff8223d25/tumblr_inline_mn9v7hqw3W1r6xhhn.jpg"/></div> </blockquote> <p>how do you hashtag&#160;??????</p> </blockquote> <p>hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt</p> </blockquote> <p>wait</p> <p>what… what do American keyboards look like then?</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/81b640f2e65459dc9efcad12a6688289/tumblr_mnavcpIWsA1qcxqayo1_1280.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>why are there 2 “E” buttons</p></blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271961315http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271961315Fri, 24 May 2013 21:39:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9599ade2ab9909580c1402d4da90d58/tumblr_mnbzgeU0sW1rbso1jo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271882063http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271882063Fri, 24 May 2013 21:38:09 -0500“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Deepak Chopra (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlinecounsellingcollege.tumblr.com/">onlinecounsellingcollege</a>)</em>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271805596http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271805596Fri, 24 May 2013 21:37:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c12363040800e497aa93018663fce26/tumblr_mmkdbatmQo1snwhrpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b93cbaed9f70a3fc2ffe114bbca29eb/tumblr_mmkdbatmQo1snwhrpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00ead80dd6be8c2509a55517b945bc73/tumblr_mmkdbatmQo1snwhrpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://that-nintendo-blog.tumblr.com/post/50091518724/by-quirkilicious">that-nintendo-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>by - <a href="http://quirkilicious.deviantart.com/">Quirkilicious</a></p> </blockquote>http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271518387http://macmccarver.tumblr.com/post/51271518387Fri, 24 May 2013 21:33:05 -0500