personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
i’m too punk croc for this shit
The Poetry of Fog
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
why didnt i see this coming
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
I need about tree fitty.
He’s really human. He has his upsides and his downsides, but through it all he preserves the characteristic mixture of adorably inflated ego and a dash of sincere humility. He’s probably the realest artist in the celebrity hiphop scene.
you better reblog that read more it took me like 20 minutes